25 Funny Tweets From This Week

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25 funny tweets from this week, all in one place.

1
My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
2
A midsummer nightmare you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die.
3
Protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste像.
4
My check engine light turned off by itself, glad he figured out whatever was bothering him.
5
Parents be like “we know everything about you” and it’s just information from when you were 1.
6
Mariana Z tweet image: Netflix needs to stop asking if I'm still watching & start asking if I folded.
7
Tweet shows a woman in a blue denim shirt at a restaurant with a table full of food including beans,.
8
Elisa tweet about child renaming backpack to Jackpack and insisting on proper name.
9
I just saw a billboard that said "grandma still using only fans?" and I stared at it as long as I.
10
Running errands sounds so innocent. Like you’re going to pick up a little parcel and enjoy the sunsh.
11
Nietzsche ki beti tweet: every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live.
12
Caitlin Comeskey tweet about Subway hoagies, image of Fritos Chicken Enchilada Meal sandwich.
13
Sometimes I forget how different men and women are until my boyfriend wears the new jacket I got him.
14
Choosing to sit at the bar at a restaurant so the bartenders know i have the heart of a cowboy.
15
I wish my phone stayed on 97 % as long as the Mississippi US Senate race results.
16
I had a dream last night that my husband brought home coconut flavored creamer instead of my usual.
17
Jane Dashley tweet about a 3 year old using catchphrases awkwardly, example of saying, Welch here go.
18
You aren''t always gonna have a calculus or in your pocket -Lying ass 90s teachers.
19
This nonsensical sentence has entranced me I fear. Every time I sit across from it on the subway ISM.
20
Me at the store: a blue cartoon fish-like character in a grocery aisle looking at shelves.
21
The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach his/.
22
If I'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here.
23
Braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
24
A tweet-style post about watching Disney+ showing Monday Night Football with wife.
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