30 Funny Office Notes About The Workplace

30 funny office notes about the workplace, captured in 30 photos.

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EMPLOYEE ATTITUDES sign: We don't expect our staff members to come to work with a "I'm just here for.
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I lick all my pens. Take them at your own risk.
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Please remember to date the food cans! Thanks!.
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Stop eating my soup! I know who you are. I'm watching you. I mixed a little OxyPowder in my soup.
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This board is for management postings ONLY. Do not tamper with, change or remove any postings. DoNot.
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Hey Sillies! I noticed you guys keep forgetting to pick up your dogs’ poopies so I took it upon mys​.
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Office Communication Device phone on wall with label above describing its purpose.
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Printer image showing Bob Marley poster with caption: Printers Name: Bob Marley; Reason: Its always’.
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Please do not tap on glass. Programmers fearfully cry. Enter slowly while singing 'Ave Maria' to避免 a.
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To the person who ate my lunch: Pay no attention to the mouth sores you'll be getting. They're (sic).
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People know not to touch my mug. It is the one with reindeers on it. We can’t help it It’s so beauti.
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Do not use but one Microwave At a time. Using both will trip fuse and neither will work.
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DISHES They don't do themselves poster on a sink with a purple brush and a cup in a sink.
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Please do not print large jobs — portrait of Steve Jobs with hand on chin.
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Fill me Fill me say that you'll fill me Fill me Go on and fill me or I can't pour for anyone but you.
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Open refrigerator with shelves labeled 'Not Debbies' on multiple items and bags.
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Milk spoils if door is left open. Please close all the way.
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Note requesting disposal of food in hallway trash; signed by a passive aggressive coworker.
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Insignificant Mortals, Your offering of cold coffee displease me. Leave me chocolate or suffer the同f.
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This computer does not want to connect with printer. Perhaps the printer is until to connect, set is.
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I'm really mad at whoever stole my hummus!! I'm a completely broke junior designer who now has nix,?.
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Please check if you flushed thank you! with many blue check marks around the text.
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If you don’t put my pens back I will consume your soul. Thanks for understanding.
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Note on printer: 'If you push it harder, it will print faster' written on a sticky note near a paper.
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If I'm not here, please check reception. You weren't there either... Where are you???? We miss you.
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Dylan's Stuff sign reads: Please Don't Touch My Stuff or I will drown you in maple syrup & apologies.
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Do not use under any circumstances poster taped to microwave; notes and cartoon drawings visible.
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Is your name Dave? A row of bottled green tea on a fridge shelf with a blue sign asking for name and.
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Three glassware pieces with sticky notes saying "Really?" placed on a kitchen counter; a mug, a shot.
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Three soda cans in a fridge with a drawn paper cap in the middle.

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