30 Funny Tweets To Brighten The Day

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30 funny tweets to give the day a lift in 30 photos

1
Asked my Uber why his car shaking. He said dont worry bout it u the one need a ride.
2
Kip Conlon tweet about McDonald's points and a Zoom call from Grimace.
3
Deb's tweet about pretending to be professional and arguing about candy corn.
4
Twitter post by Keitho about spilling coffee on carpet and it turning one color.
5
Funny tweet about selling a used couch for $1500 on Facebook.
6
Boyd's Backyard tweet about spouse saying thanks for help.
7
Twitter post by Robert Wilkinson about losing his thesaurus.
8
Just opened the door for my 5 yr old and he said 'thank you my precious lady'.
9
Uncle Ric's tweet about meeting ending early and being given 10 minutes back.
10
A tweet about a dad confusing Eugene with a restaurant called Eugene.
11
Stack of snack and cereal boxes in a trash can, knocked over by roommates.
12
Tweet about getting a steak sandwich at Subway but thinking it's raccoon ankles.
13
Tweet about iced coffee and interview, with a yellow background.
14
Tweet about taking the 'dad tax' sip of iced coffee before a conference.
15
Employee Tears tweet about being on the same page and refusing to proceed without page number.
16
Two women sitting on a couch, one with blonde hair and the other with dark hair, holding hands.
17
Tweet about a guy on a plane eating an onion and an asshole sandwich.
18
Humorous tweet about confusing crying symptoms at urgent care.
19
Twitter post by Debbie Downer about going to the cheesecake factory.
20
Twitter post by CJ about parenting at age 15 with a child asking for a code.
21
Twitter post by jonzing about voice notes and typing back.
22
Text message conversation about a dad quitting his job at his son's request.
23
Tea is tea whether herbal or verbal.
24
Twitter conversation about Auntie Anne's app being down, with a humorous tone.
25
A tweet from @atrashybeing about her great boyfriend.
26
A tweet about wearing open toe stilettos in the snow and girls wearing pimple patches and jorts.
27
Old people suggest going out and coughing everywhere disgustingly.
28
Twitter post by Nic suggesting a humorous scenario about an Irish man named O'Bama.
29
Quote about moving being like you fool, idiot, and pile of ooze.
30
Calling into work bald tweet by iraq obama @ducktelevision.

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