30 Times Kids Invented Better Names For Things

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30 photos of kids inventing better names for things

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Mom's tweet about calling chicken nuggets 'orange meat cookies' as a kid.
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Child calls fruit loops 'Pride Cheerios' in a tweet about kids' funny names.
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A social media post about a child's creative name for a rhino as 'Battle Unicorn'.
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Child pronounces peanut butter as 'peed-a-butter' in a tweet.
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Daughter calls flies 'fake bees' from a tweet by Hannah Hillam.
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Kids called the baby monitor the 'momo' and wondered why it wasn't called that.
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Two-year-old calls beards 'face grass' and can't be corrected.
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Kevin The Dad's tweet about diarrhea books and a child's correction.
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Tweet by Amanda about her 6-year-old calling Good Friday Freaky Friday.
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Child asking about mattress curtains, parent washing sheets.
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Social media post about a toddler mispronouncing princess name as Mierda.
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A tweet from Professional Worrier thanking Catherine Obvious, with a humorous tone.
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Kids call mist from water 'water dust,' now used as a term.
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A social media post about a girl calling her forehead her 'hairbone' and loving it.
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A tweet about a child's humorous misnaming of Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Tweet about kid calling double stuffed Oreos 'Diet Oreos'.
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A person holding a Whoppers chocolate snack with a tweet about kids mispronouncing Easter eggs.
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Parent's humorous post about daughter calling sneezing 'bless you' and threatening destruction.
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Vinod Chhaproo's tweet about not correcting his 5-year-old's nail clipping.
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Tweet about a 6-year-old calling yeast 'YEAST' and not correcting her.
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Child says 'cheese' instead of 'geez', calling it cheese mom, funny kid story.
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A tweet about a 1-year-old calling dandelions 'blow' and pleading not to eat the blow.
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A humorous recipe called 'root bear' with fizzy water, a root, and a bear's face.
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Tweet about 2-year-old calling Sesame Street 'PEH-FAH-MEE FWEE' and trying to record it.
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Parent's tweet about son calling bread end pieces 'bandaid pieces' and advice not to use them.
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Mommy Owl's daughter calls braces 'tiny jails for your teeth.'.
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Tweet about three-year-old calling escalators 'robot stairs' and banning them.
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Quote from Jules about cow-like reflexes and a child's misunderstanding.
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Emme Reynolds' tweet about her daughter calling readers 'book lookers' instead of readers.
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Jim Gaffigan tweet about kids calling the airport the airplane store.

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