30 Tweets Worth The Scroll

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30 tweets worth a quick scroll.

1
In the ruins of civilization there will still be birds flying around inside home depot.
2
Every shopping cart I pick has one bad wheel because apparently I need to be in charge of one more?.
3
Walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry,.
4
Irl star catcher tweet about a baby running around in a cafe, baby screaming, mom says they don’t’/s.
5
How it feels to be the person who books the tickets for the A-Lister Entourage: man in blue shirt,-t.
6
Alison Burke tweet: Hate when the lightbulb in my oven dies and then I gotta get another oven.
7
Nothing tests my emotional stability quite like having to log into a streaming app on an actual TV.
8
Me on my way to open thanksgiving dinner with a land acknowledgment.
9
Tweet by Mamello Felicia: My ideal job is being the bay leaf in soup. Minimal effort, still esencial.
10
Reading a book and coming across a character's name that you don't know how to pronounce, so for the.
11
Man with long beard posing in front of a painting at an art museum, a crowd taking photos.
12
The Working Families Party has the worst name of any political party ever. I hate Working and I hate.
13
One day a man will try to make you watch his favorite little youtube video & it’s very.
14
Tweet from natblank0s: "i got that dawg in me" image showing a humorous dog meme in a tweet style.
15
Reject gen-AI posters, embrace cafe open chalkboard sign outside cafe on pavement.
16
Plato: *slaps cave* this bad boy can fit so many allegories in it.
17
Really been getting into ordering pizza by calling the pizza place and then paying cash instead ofDo.
18
When I die, I want a crank on the side of my casket that plays the Jack in the Box song, just to see.
19
You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense you need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punis.
20
Me at 22 asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.
21
Mariana Z tweet: My dentist told me 'This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?' I said 'Yes, I'm,.
22
Tweet by @yikingtons: Boyfriend referred to my rack as me “harboring hugitives”. He will make an PMF.
23
Cannot stop laughing about this one bowl chocolate cake review.
24
Mo Mohler tweet about nuclear weapons and grocery checkout having three different transactions.
25
Keisha Lance Bottoms mimosas coming to brunch this Sunday tweet.
26
User expresses anger after reading a comment about someone saying 'well said' under a视频.
27
Tanisha Long tweet about describing the Electoral College as DEI for rural voters to get rid of it.
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My gay friend that lives with his fiancée sent this and i guess woke 3.0 really got to me because i.
29
White people be like i’m giving my dog power of attorney.
30
Adriana Porter Felt tweet about putting 19 USB-C cables in her bag to avoid not having a charger.

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