30 Work Tweets About Waiting For Payday

Funny by Marco Delgado October 24, 2026 9 30 photos

30 work tweets about waiting for payday, because the calendar is moving slower than the bank balance.

A haunted house but it's just selecting your benefits during open enrollment.

“Where does it hurt?” Me: “At work… it hurts at work.”.

Wait, before email existed… did people just leave work and nobody could contact them until the next.

Did absolutely nothing at work today - a woman in an office at a desk with a computer.

The first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that I’m at work.

Someone microwaved fish at 11 a.m. on a Friday. I don’t know who it was, but Monday’sgoing.

There's no way I'm working to 65. I don't even know if I'm going to make it to 5pm today.

Employee Tears Twitter post asks: How do I mark a coworker as spam on Microsoft Teams?.

There are 50 year olds being micro managed for 8 hours at work everyday.

Tangled orange autumn leaves stuck on a car windshield with a view of a suburban street through the玻.

I use technology every day and I love it. 2026: I want a job as a park ranger that only needsa.

Unfourtunately I’m at work beefing with a 60+ year old woman but if it’s up then it’s up Geraldine!.

The way people act at work deserves its own Netflix documentary.

And for the lady… perhaps a low-stress, high-paying, part-time, creative, WFH job?.

An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on teams that automatically ends the meeting when 50.

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Getting laid off and then thanking the company on LinkedIn is the lowest form of self-respect I’ve I.

I be laughing with my coworkers like we didn't all apply for the same position and become enemies.

New job guys!! screenshot of a rejection email stating I decline the refusal and will be starting on.

I was just informed by HR that “what’s up bitches?” is not an appropriate way to greet my coworkers.

Every day I do stuff, and every day there’s more stuff to do. Frankly, this is starting to feel like.

The longer you work in corporate,the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never open a laptop or hear.

I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, “walk me through your thought process”.

Payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who帮.

That coworker who knows everybody’s business but somehow has zero stories about themselves. The FBI须.

My manager, btw: Blue nipple gatorade while hungover feels like I’m being breastfed by a glacier.

Can you explain the gap in your resume? Yeah. I spent 10 months applying for jobs and couldn't get h.

We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatt.

Controlling your anger at work is really a job.

You ever had a workplace experience in the past & looked back like dang, I should have consulted w/.

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