32 Funny Tweets From Thursday, August 13, 2026

32 funny tweets from Thursday, August 13, 2026, gathered in one place.

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Gum's tweet about weather app becoming part of daily routine as they get older.
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Twitter post about hiding sugar due to father's diabetes and finding cans of condensed milk.
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Waiting outside for friend after texting 'I'm here' with a wooden door and a statue.
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Mom and dad on GLP-1 shots, called 'shooting up together' in a tweet.
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Tweet by katie about website popups offering discounts and the frustration they cause.
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Tweet from tubber kitchen about a cat that wants to sleep all day.
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Rich girls will put their dad in their IG stories with caption like 'my wild dad'.
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Tweet about meeting a deaf and blind dog named Old Helen Yeller.
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Twitter post by clifftord carmichael about walking 20k steps and plantar fasciitis.
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Ethan Cheese in a green soccer jersey with a scarf, smiling in front of a goal.
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Twitter post by @artfulchaos about the value of money over time.
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A tweet by Ghostface Kryllah about a large group called 'I'm staying the [blurred] home'.
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Twitter post by miia about being a girl during WWII.
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Grandchild's head hidden under pillow on chair, with feet visible.
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Twitter post by Tyler about contacts saved in phones and college medical records.
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Tweet by julia: this meeting could've been a fist fight probably.
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A tweet about a 3-year-old hiding a laptop under a dresser.
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Tweet from Carbon: "Any thoughts?" No thanks I'm trying to quit.
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Call me by curious the way im always a little interested in leaving.
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Twitter post from n@alie asking to touch base and circle back.
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Tweet about headaches, drinking more, and caffeine from user @centristjim1.
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Box of Sysco plastic cutlery with handwritten 'spoon' label on it.
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Tweet by erin chack about divorce and minor inconveniences.
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A tweet by Ross Bolen about a Bluey episode with Bandit and Chilli on the couch.
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Tweet by Definitely Nick about inventing French fries you can reheat without turning to rubber.
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Tweet by Alexis about sending coworker a calendar invite to smoke a cigarette.
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Nobody needs 81 tabs on Safari, yet here we are.
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Twitter post by danielle; my son walked out of summer camp angry because another child confidently.
30
Simon Holland's tweet about needing a bigger workspace for groceries.
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Twitter post by kenzi: "i use the gym as therapy" ok well maybe we try going to therapy as therapy.
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John's tweet about exercising twice daily, drinking alcohol, and sleeping 9 hours.

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