32 Humbling Parenting Tweets

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32 parenting tweets that keep the ego in check

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A tweet from Fav about her daughter asking about her childhood games.
2
Simon Holland tweet about cheering up a sad wife after dropping kid at college.
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Tweet by melody about not telling two-year-olds about skeletons inside them.
4
A tweet from meghan about her 8-year-old not knowing what quicksand is.
5
Reacher travels country attending little league games and beating the dog shit out of parents.
6
A tweet about a 3-year-old asking about parallel parking and a humorous reply.
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Watching Annie with the kids and now they want me to put them in an orphanage so a wealthy personcan.
8
The Real Rodney Lacroix tweet about Savannah College of Art and Design tour update.
9
A tweet from Princess about grading parenting, mentioning her 11-year-old's response.
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Note to parents: asking your teen to use the dishwasher does not imply they will confirm the load is.
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Mom's tweet about her 2-year-old dumping shapes from a bucket and sorting them back.
12
Sarcastic Mommy tweet about college tuition payment and vodka.
13
The parenting books won’t prepare you for this, but one day you will need to have an entire cabinet.
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The Real Rodney Lacroix tweet about parenting and sticky floors.
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Parenting tweet about feeling emotional when kids grow up and take your snacks seat.
16
Daddy Go Fish tweet about hobbies in the bathroom.
17
Sara Mauskopf's tweet about her daughter asking to join a group chat with 5th graders.
18
Parenting tweet about a toddler at the park, not home at 8:37 PM.
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A tweet from Aunty Mariah about a toddler using certain words.
20
Parenting turns you into a morning person, chased by a bear turns you into a runner.
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Tweet by krista about her kid wanting to eat chips as an adult.
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Tweet by Peter Yang about living close to grandparents as a parenting hack.
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A humorous parenting tweet about a child asking for milk and a dad joking about chocolate milk.
24
Mom made birthday cards for her kid's dog who celebrated his birthday yesterday.
25
My favorite toddler memory is when my daughter called her trail mix 'nut snack' and said she loved '.
26
Mommy Owl tweet about kids saying 'Rest in peace, mommy' instead of good night.
27
A tweet from Arianna Bradford about her 4-year-old's response to her yelling 'WAKE UP'.
28
Mom left door open, kids yelled about a huge poop in the toilet.
29
Twitter post about bedtime and a 6-year-old asking what's in it for me.
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Rodney Lacroix's tweet about a child coming out of bedroom at 6 AM.
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Twitter post about aging and a 5-year-old claiming jewelry.
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Laura Marie's tweet about kids' algebra class, one sobbing, one hiding under table.

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