35 Funny Tweets From This Week

35 funny tweets from this week, all in one place.

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Tweet by parks about doctors' offices showing early and late appointment times.
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Tweet by Blissful: I'm an adult, but I'm an adult the same way a tomato is a fruit. Biologically yes.
3
Mark Lazerus tweet about Liberty Mutual and 'Biberty' humor.
4
Twitter post by julian about credit card companies congratulating winners.
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Jeremiah Johnson's tweet with a baseball player kid wearing a helmet and holding a bat.
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Twitter post by katie about bringing back original four loko after FDA removal.
7
Humorous tweet about family and dishwasher load, from HVAC Barclay.
8
Twitter post by Michael Benjamin about making text bigger on his phone, with a photo of an elderly,.
9
Tweet about Louis Armstrong and Neil Armstrong from octopus/caveman.
10
SpongeBob-shaped yellow popsicle with big eyes and a wide smile.
11
Tweet from @cuntybangs: was what we had real or cake.
12
Twitter post by sarina about Instagram stories and Japan.
13
Mira Gonzalez's tweet about never being summoned for jury duty.
14
Just deleted over 200k emails and thousands of pics from my Google Drive.
15
Screenshot of a tweet by Mitchelle Karoro about youth, magnesium Omega3, protein, and collagen.
16
Sydney tweet about imagining being a baby with parents checking mouth for teef growth.
17
A glass of water being poured from a red water bottle with a caption about hydration.
18
Twitter post by Vic about parents asking for a fax and giving $5 cash.
19
Twitter post by @ali_sivi about guided meditation and listening to Shania Twain.
20
Tweet by Bodie about accidentally liking an ad and feeling disgusted.
21
Tweet by dreamgirl about not coming in her car if you want to be the pothole police.
22
Young woman in white bikini lying on beach towel at the beach.
23
Lux's tweet about pet food and human food, with a yellow border.
24
Tara's tweet about salesmen at car dealerships wearing little suits.
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Shannon's tweet about young people taking pictures and waiting two weeks to find out they sucked.
26
Twitter post about Q-tips telling to stick them in ears again.
27
Nicki's tweet about dusting wood furniture with an old T-shirt and Pledge.
28
Dress made with Wikipedia page for the history of the dress, shown in a mirror selfie and a printed,.
29
It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.
30
Yves tweet about girl at gym on her phone and her boyfriend seeing her location.
31
At a point in my life where I’m just letting drivers cut me off when they want, like clearly you ne.
32
Screenshot of a text conversation about replacing Snapchat with a different app.
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Twitter post by @thrluv about airlines and birthday inflatables.
34
Having cats is basically babysitting drunk friends: Someone’s always hungry, someone’s puking, and.
35
Tweet from Mia about future doctors using ChatGPT to pass med school and eating healthy.

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