35 Funny Tweets From Women This Week

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35 funny tweets from women this week, collected in 35 photos.

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Mental health tip: if someone says you look just like someone they know, say no.
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Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance.
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Woman's tweet about her ability to tell if a girl feels comfortable quickly.
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A tweet from april about waking up in the morning and needing to pee.
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A tweet about receiving a $300 card from an Aunt, thanking her, and mentioning divorce.
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Twitter post by Liv about a mistaken word in a tweet.
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Twitter post by user @interkosmos_dog about a car wiper blade in the rain.
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Tweet by Dr Helen Ingram about signing off an email to a military history lecturer.
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Woman holding a bag of Albrowse gummies with a spider web design on the package.
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Twitter post by martha: you seem pretty online for a girl so employed.
11
Instagram post about hair and a guy who said 'hairline looking rough'.
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Twitter post by madison: we're like 5 months out from people saying they 'readed' something.
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Twitter post by Soleil about time and 8pm being only 3 hours after 5pm.
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Tweet by KayyKayy about paper towels and kitchen visibility.
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Twitter post by Teresa: My brain: There is nothing to be anxious about. My body: OK, but hear me out.
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Samantha's tweet about Dunkin' Donuts food looking like it's made from a 3D printer.
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Vanessa's tweet about porch pirate stealing Amazon box, now owning a furnace filter.
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Tweet by Wilinfeels about speed bumps being painted yellow and frustration.
21
A woman-owned flower shop called 'Women in STEM'.
22
Photo of a black AirPod case with dirt and grime, and a clean white AirPod inside.
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Twitter post by Yikes is my catchphrase about using boyfriend's body wash.
24
Creating strong, complicated passwords in notes app titled 'all of my passwords'.
25
Sign on door says #KONY 2012, taped with red tape.
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Some people won't rewear T-shirts or sit on their beds with outside clothes on.
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Twitter post by IntellectualDorkWeb about pronunciation of 'jaslight'.
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Woman's tweet about her boyfriend asking to get lemonade before going out.
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Mariana Z's tweet about fitting into old clothes from 20 years ago and feeling proud.
32
Tweet by Amelia about Netflix's price increase from $7.99 to over $19.99.
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A tweet from @FeralFerrell about coworkers wanting drinks and catching up.
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Tweet by kath about missing an alcoholic ex at a bar.
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People selling tacos at 6 dollars each, asking for a flood to send them home.

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