35 Funny Tweets From Women This Week

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35 funny tweets from women this week, in 35 photos.

1
Chloe Casanova tweet about not wanting to grab coffee or officers' service weapon.
2
Women can navigate crowded rooms without touching men's lower backs.
3
Twitter post by savannah about finding two le creuset at thrift store.
4
Screenshot of a Facebook marketplace chat about a lamp not turning on.
5
Tweet about dog's stool sample mistaken for butter container.
6
Having to pee really puts things into perspective, like ok none of this matters.
7
Nobody gives Winne The Pooh any credit for inventing the crop top.
8
Anna Krivolapova's tweet about not liking grown men on scooters and feeling sad about the economy.
9
People from your high school be following Crest toothpaste on Facebook.
10
Tweet by Case: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory had better food health regulations than the USA.
11
Twitter post by @evilclaire about Johnny Knoxville and her mother.
12
Tweet about suggesting a dad's fantasy football team name, 'Serving Punt'.
13
Tweet about a man buying drinks for a woman and her friends at a bar.
14
Twitter post by andy vs. about getting to know a crush.
15
Twitter post by MJ about Canada Goose and Canadian geese.
16
Tweet by milk: First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of.
17
Man wrapped in duct tape sitting in airplane seat with a caption about living life fully.
18
Brit tweets about overhearing a man order a pastry and say 'imma say what's up to this bread over h.
19
A tweet about playing Juliet in high school and a teacher's comment.
20
Profesora's tweet about losing her job, crying, and laughing in the mirror.
21
What’s a girl like you (ms frizzle) doing in a place like this (my appendix).
22
Woman tweets about her mom being fed almonds all day, referencing ChatGPT queries.
23
Twitter post by Uchenna about bravery and balance in life.
24
A tweet about a woman being turned down by a handsome man for looking like his mom.
25
Twitter post by Nadine Antoinette about iced coffee and lifestyle.
26
A tweet from Wiz Fajita about her 5-year-old outfit and her child's comments.
27
Twitter post by Eve about her psychiatrist and master's degree.
28
Woman's tweet about waiting for food at Tim Hortons and being told they won't refund her.
29
Tweet about a friend coming to brunch in a wrap dress, ordering tea and steak, and being pregnant.
30
Hot dog with mustard and 'Love You' written on it, on a floral paper plate.
31
Twitter post by Muhee questioning why no one made the blender quieter.
32
Adult friendship is basically 'I love you, I'm alive, life beating my [censored], talk soon.'.
33
Twitter post by sixfootcandy about doing nothing on the weekend.
34
Twitter post by sammm about love and big boobs in the same person.
35
Sammy's tweet about struggling to get ready in 15 minutes.

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