35 Tweets From Friday, August 14, 2026

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35 tweets from Friday, August 14, 2026, collected in one place.

1
Charlie Ledger's tweet about getting yelled at during a team meeting.
2
Cooper Lawrence's tweet about being 6 feet tall and her brain having six subway sandwiches.
3
Quote about AI replacing humans and causing panic from @artfulchaos.
4
Tweet about a woman named Mychart blowing up a phone with emojis and text.
5
Jeremy Herbert tweet about Buca di Beppo being the first Minionese restaurant.
6
Twitter post by Noah Garfinkel about tracking numbers and email notifications.
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Twitter post by Adriana Porter Felt about her husband's headache and coffee intake.
9
Tweet by @malbecmorg about sisters at a local dive bar.
10
Simon Holland's tweet about traffic jams and a 4-year-old's comment.
11
A woman with blonde hair making a skeptical face, with a tweet about Salt Lake weather.
12
Testicular doctor with 'elite ball knowledge' on his resume.
13
Thermostat attached to a tree with a humorous caption about air conditioning.
14
Humorous tweet about cars running out of honk juice and locking doors.
15
Yellow 'Man On Site' caution sign in front of a door.
16
Twitter post about loving BDSM and buying a dumb item for oneself.
17
Text conversation about a dog, with a humorous comment about adoption.
18
Twitter post by sixfootcandy about buying a $3 painting worth $14 million.
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Ordered a rolling rock at the bar, bartender said, 'shut the f*** up'.
21
Tweet about parents' old photos and new cat photos with a cat image.
22
Twitter post about a giant bug landing on someone's back in New York.
23
McDonald's 30-year service ring in a box, valued at $2,500.
24
Tweet about accusing a real person with 6 fingers of being AI.
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Keara Sullivan's tweet about seaside curing her ill humors, not Victorian doctors.
27
John Duncan's tweet about his cat Anton and feeding habits.
28
Twitter post by jackson about love and misunderstandings with a stripper and bartender.
29
A tweet about a red dot on the chest, a Duolingo owl with a pistol, and a phone quote in Spanish.
30
Mysterious discount drink with a 99-cent sticker on a soda bottle.
31
Tweet about flying into NYC on 9/11 to find cheap flights, humor about the date.
32
Brownstone building with bay windows and a small balcony, with a striped awning in front.
33
Twitter post by n@alie about work and dissociation humor.
34
Uber driver in SF with a bouquet in the car, as described in the tweet.
35
Twitter post by Kyle praising someone's manners as natural and normal.

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