35 Tweets To Ease Into The Week

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35 tweets to ease into the week, one photo at a time.

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Meghan me gusta tweet image: 'me: *puts on water to boil* me, 3 minutes later: what's that noise'.
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Christmas decorations are not allowed until November 11. The Edmund Fitzgerald gets the.
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AI will replace you. I'd like to see AI get overstimulated in a grocery store and leave with a candl.
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I love that Halloween is immediately followed by daylight saving time. First we confront our mortal­.
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This is where AMC A-List­ers piss.
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Mariana Z tweet: I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.
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Protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just 2.
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Tweet exchange about oil price cut; user offers coupon for $10 off, response says $85.99.
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Two images side by side: left shows a person in a black off-shoulder dress with orange tights and a.
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If you're living with mild to moderate plaque psoriasis things are about to get even worse for you.1.
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“Hopefully this week is over soon” - Me on a Monday, tweet by Resko.
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Spotted at the New York City marathon banner reading 'ONLY 13.8 MILES TO GO WHY WOULD I DECIEVE YOU?.
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Big Timi tweet: I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to saveSomething.
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Went to a party last night that was shoes-off but all good for smoking inside.
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Who tf gave my kids chicken bouillon.
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Class action lawsuits are WILD cause wdym you’re Zelling me $7 to forget about you leaking my public.
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Tweet shows a post by sam slade asking for candy bowl return after Halloween theft.
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Something amazing happened at brunch - photo of a restaurant receipt with items and total.
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Imagine in the 1700s riding 3 days to see her & there’s another horse outside.
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Who is jp morgan and what exactly is he supposed to chase.
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Me for the next week: it’s 4pm but it would actually be 5pm right now.
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I purposefully sought out a very divey dive bar this afternoon. Still. I didn't expect this.
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Bazooka Joe tweet: Damn how much daylight they trying to save?? It’s dark as hell.
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Best bumper sticker award goes to no baby on board, feel free to f***ing end me.
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Having an unemployed friend to text during work is so important. they’re like the window in your pr.
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It’s mile 7. Tweet by Steve Kopack showing runners in a city marathon with a sign that reads I MILE.
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The problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.
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With that extra hour of sleep, I trust you’re all well rested, recharged and ready to work! Lots of.
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Douglas A. Boneparth tweet: The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text message.
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Lil caesars is making pepperoni period pad pizzas now.
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Tweet shows a humorous confession about pretending to catch a cold at work in a corporate setting.
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Person with hoodie holding a coffee cup at night near a pile of boxes on a city street, no noise in.
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Sometimes in penn station you run into your high school classmate and she tells you her and her husb.
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Every year – i love how daylight savings boldly asks the question: "what if things were worse.
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I always stick around for the full credits of a movie to see if I was in it or helped make it.

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