40 Funny Halloween Tweets Deserve A Full-Size Candy Bar

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40 Halloween tweets that prove a full-size candy bar is the least they deserve

1
Twitter post about Halloween chocolates being gone, blaming wife for hiding them.
2
David Harsanyi's tweet about his wife arguing over handing out pencils for Halloween.
3
Woman in a black costume with lights and a person in a moose mask and camouflage outfit.
4
Twitter post about Office Halloween with a spooky theme and existential dread.
5
A tweet about a trick-or-treating encounter with a werewolf.
6
Woman in Halloween costume with gray boxes around her neck, smiling.
7
A tweet from Simon Holland about making his daughter walk to each house with a school fundraising.
8
Twitter post by Sarcastic Mommy about wrapping her son like a mummy for Halloween.
9
Tweet by Meg about choosing a Halloween costume that balances uniqueness and recognizability.
10
Who called it Spirit Halloween and not Bloodbath and Beyond?.
11
Person dressed as a spooky clown with face paint, top hat, and dark clothing at a Halloween party.
12
Land acknowledgment at the Spirit Halloween store before it was there.
13
Kristen Mulrooney's tweet about Halloween and pumpkin carving.
14
Funny Halloween tweet about parenting and days left until Halloween.
15
Person in a red mask and white costume holding a large blue cutout.
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Twitter post by Sylvia about Halloween competition and real life.
17
Person in a Halloween mask standing outside in front of a house.
18
Halloween joke about a kid with a ceiling fan sign and candy.
19
Person in a homemade Halloween costume with a face mask and a long, worm-like body on a green cart.
20
Funny Halloween tweet about kids and trick or treating from The Dad.
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A humorous Halloween tweet about a knock on the door and a joke about a witch.
22
Halloween apple pie with a skull face design and rolling pin on wooden surface.
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Luca Osbourne's tweet about math and candies, with Halloween-themed orange border.
24
The day after Halloween, don’t forget to buy all of the discounted blood capsules to keep in.
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Simon Holland's tweet about Halloween candy in his office while working from home.
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Jess suggests making Halloween albums like Christmas ones, with a Michael Bublé Monster Mash.
27
Man with hands on hips watching Halloween decorations, surrounded by people.
28
Halloween tweet by McNasty about trespassing on strangers' property.
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Quote about Hocus Pocus movie and Halloween costumes with a black heart icon.
30
Tweet about breaking up before Halloween, dressed as half a horse.
31
Skeleton with butterfly wings and a pumpkin on its nose, Halloween decoration.
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A tweet about Halloween candy and trick-or-treaters with a humorous death glare response.
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Twitter post about Halloween and a guy dressed as a banana.
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Husband and wife discussing Halloween candy, wife wiping chocolate from her mouth.
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Twitter post about Halloween with text: Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I'm goi.
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A humorous Halloween meme about a spider web and decorations.
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Funny Halloween tweet about being depressed and wearing sweatpants.
38
Lady Lawya's tweet about skipping trick-or-treating for CVS and candy.
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Neighbor gave my son a giant bag of candy for Halloween.
40
Grown-up Halloween idea: trick or treating but for cheese.

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