30 Funniest Tweets From August 18, 2026

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30 tweets from August 18, 2026, gathered in one place for a quick scroll through the day.

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Math Liker's tweet: (to a guy who is obviously in line) you in line?.
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Twitter post by madison: we're like 5 months out from people saying they 'readed' something.
3
Tweet by Luca asking about grey sweatpants with bulge at the front.
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Twitter post by @clittdad about life's cycle and changing body shape.
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Thrilla the Gorilla's tweet about pressing 0 until getting a representative.
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Tweet by mia about losing ability to do normal things when a maintenance worker is in the house.
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Tweet by lew about salmon and salmonella, with profile picture and username.
9
Getting drunk at a baby shower and screaming "WHAT'S IN THE BOX?" until someone calls the police.
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Twitter post by PokéMar about buying a $78 tank top.
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Dr Helen Ingram's tweet about accidentally signing off an email to a military history lecturer.
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Sophie Vershow's tweet about a note in her dog's vet file saying 'a very sweet boy'.
13
A tweet by Clare about a humorous airport encounter in Poland.
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Tweet by linds about judging girls by their comfort with frogs.
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Twitter post by Abril Zucchi: he's not broke he's just pre-revenue.
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Tweet by Toxie Havok about the 'H' in Jesus H. Christ standing for Hoobastank.
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Twitter post by Wesam asking if there's a job paying $200k to walk around.
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Twitter post with a humorous quote about baggage area, user not telling you, @ghettiburner.
20
A black bowl filled with chopped green onions, held by a person with a bracelet.
21
Hey there delilah what's it like in roku city.
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Twitter post about using an iPad instead of a phone while driving.
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Meghan's tweet about running out of syrup mid-waffle and hearing from her kid's lawyer.
24
A fork on the road with a humorous caption about a literal fork in the road.
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Twitter post about Google maps shortcut involving climbing a mountain.
26
Tweet about spelling someone's name wrong in an email and receiving respect in response.
27
Funny tweet about wearing socks with holes and putting them in the garbage.
28
Carlos tweets about reaching levels of leche cake that shouldn't be possible.
29
Twitter post by Forward March about parenting tips.
30
A tweet about spending a week dreading a normal adult task but then doing it quickly.

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