30 Funny Tweets From Friday, September 18, 2026

Funny by Dana Whitfield 3 30 photos

30 funny tweets from Friday, September 18, 2026, in 30 photos.

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Tweet by Bob about superglue, tips, and a scam warning.
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Why does paying MY OWN bills require two-factor authentication? Who else is trying to pay them?.
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Twitter post by @im_all_id about closing tabs feeling like lobotomy.
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Twitter post by inspector ratchet about writing emails with a humorous tone.
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Twitter post by @tendollardanny about mental health plan.
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Joaquin Barroso's tweet: Do you want to hear a joke about research, or not et al.?.
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Salad with lettuce and anchovies in a bowl at work, with a salad bar in the background.
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Twitter post by @omgsidewalks about liking people individually.
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A tweet from @itsallbollocks about a child's future wish.
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Man waiting at Dollar General register for 13 minutes, smiling.
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Person holding a hot dog with a rubber band on top, in a plastic bag.
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Mrs humphrey Bogart's tweet about talking to her Roomba like a pet.
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Tweet about making coffee 4 out of 5 days and expecting to be out of medical debt.
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Screenshot of a tweet about spam text offering Peking duck and Chinese flavors.
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Twitter post by hawkize: have the diesel trucks considered not buying Starbucks.
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Twitter post from @Beebz05 about receiving payment emails and having tap water for dinner.
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Tweet by Berwyn Choobs: Guy who invented envelopes: yeah now lick it.
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Screenshot of a package delivery notification from UDS, showing delivery details and a photo.
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A box of Cavity Protection toothpaste with a glass pitcher and kitchen utensils in the background.
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Twitter post with a humorous exchange about work and a profile picture of a man.
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A green trash can with a pink sponge on top, with a tweet about Jesus Christ.
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Tweet by alexa about Instagram wanting her to add higher by creed to her caesar salad picture.
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Rick Aaron's tweet about a Hollywood star changing his name to Vin Hybrid due to fuel prices.
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Rick Aaron's tweet about removing his driver's side floorboard and Fred Flintstone.

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