35 Funny Tweets Worth The Scroll

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35 funny tweets worth a quick scroll, all in one place.

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Twitter post by @artfulchaos about syncing contacts and waterboarding.
2
Funny tweet about checking out a brunch spot near their location.
3
Simon Holland tweet about party guests asking for a small sliver of birthday cake.
4
A tweet by Brian Kimmel about his dad losing interest in movies when something unbelievable happens.
5
Nostalgic 90s tweet about saying 'ex-squeeze me' in the '90s.
6
John Attridge's tweet about waxing his car and misunderstanding The Karate Kid.
7
Secret Clinical deodorant with humorous tweet about smelling like BO.
8
Mike Nellis tweet about no extra fries at Five Guys, indicating a recession.
9
Humorous tweet about wet wipe packs and ATMs by Grandpaharris65.
10
I need somebody to care about me the way Gmail cares when I log in from a new device.
11
Megan Wylie tweet about a guy in front of her at The Strokes concert.
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Twitter post by katie about being called weird and trying to be normal.
14
Tweet about wanting a high pressure sanitation system in the bathroom.
15
Twitter post by Chris about ghosting everyone for spooky season.
16
Funny tweet about financial situation and cartoonish scenarios.
17
Tweet by dan about eating pretzels and snack mix.
18
Funny tweet about perfumes being named like PUNISHED by Grimace.
19
Twitter post by chase about sugar giving a temporary energy burst.
20
Bag with a cigarette lighter and tears in her eyes, as shown in the image.
21
Employee Tears tweet about death and hell.
22
Tweet by Stefano about diarrhea from Taco Bell and people being weak.
23
Twitter post about baking alone and having 28 cookies.
24
Two cars are parked on makeshift supports, one on bricks and the other on blocks, with water beneath.
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Tweet by jules about not redownloading Hinge due to love and noise-canceling headphones.
26
Constantly hiding stuff around my apartment, like a squirrel.
27
Alice Mills tweet: I haven't even begun to procrastinate yet.
28
Twitter post about a dog birthday gift left by a mom on holiday.
29
NurseBrianRN tweet about calling police on own party to go to bed.
30
Funny tweet about a new friend request and a humorous reaction.
31
Don't ask me what's wrong because I'll deadass start from 2023.
32
Twitter post about getting a car to play superhero and throw across the city.
33
Tweet by Shafeeq about booking international flights on phone in bed.
34
Your Friend Rashad's tweet about IRAs and 401Ks, referencing advice to toddlers.
35
A tweet by a Dating Joel about peeing in the dark and not hearing water.

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